Promotions

No Current Promotions

No current promotions running, sorry to say. We’re open to ideas.  See the “official” rules below. By participating, you are agree to be bound by that list of witty, but otherwise harmless rules.

Promotions and Contests Rules

I suppose we’ll have to get a full legal statement here on the rules, but for now we’ll keep them really simple:

1. We make the rules – that means we can change them at any time or enforce them how we see fit. Our staff decision is final.
2. You can only win once every 90 days. That’s 90 – as in roughly 3 months. Just trying to be fair.
3. If you are a writer, site administrator, or related to a writer or site administrator, you’re not eligible. Sorry – again. Just want to be fair.
4. We make no guarantees about, well, anything. If  you win tickets, we don’t guarantee the game won’t suck. Or that you’ll be able to park, or that it won’t rain on your parade, literally or figuratively. Your seats might not (read: likely will not) be in the owners box, and you just might need binoculars and/or a sherpa to guide you there. If you win merchandise, we can’t guarantee that it works, that you like it, or that your wife won’t think you look like a dumbass in it. If the prize we promise becomes unavailable for any reason, we reserve the right to substitute something comparable. In other words, you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit.
5. If you win, we get to use your name and/or link to your Facebook profile, or otherwise make a public spectacle of you. We’ll be nice about it, we promise.
6. That lucky sailor pictured above in no way implies that we will ever, ever (and did I mention EVER) be giving away One Million Dollars. Ever.