Ten Reason the Rockies are Due for Another Late Run

Posted at 10:30 pm on May 20, 2008 by Ian Cerveny

I came up with five, but I’ll just start with my number one and let ya’ll take a crack at it for a while. Remember, creativity counts. Because this first part of the season hasn’t given us much in the way of… what’s the term for it… tangible success.

1;

Clint Barmes is hitting like he did during his phenomenal (12 game) rookie year. All of his vital percentages are career bests, and his fielding looks stronger, more sure. He isn’t striking out every fifth at bat like he did in 2006.

By the time Troy Tulowitzki gets back I’d like to see Barmes at second playing as strong as he is now. Tonight he hit a two run home run in the bottom of the ninth to turn a terrible night of Rockies pitching into a mere one run loss.

What makes this number one? If Barmes doesn’t work out… there’s always Omar Quintanilla. He’s like a fantastic latino version of Kaz. All he gets are singles and doubles, but damn is he fast on the bases and at the two hole…. is there a two hole in baseball or did I forget to turn my hockey brain off? Fact check please.

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Punker Theo

Posted at 8:40 pm on May 13, 2008 by Ian Cerveny

Jose Theodore playing with Pennywise… big step towards earning his new contract… seriously, major pimp points.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-kgzvRmdjA

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Peter Budaj @ World Ice Hockey Championship

Posted at 12:08 pm on by Ian Cerveny

Playing for his home country Slovakia (usually an IIHF powerhouse but undermanned this year.)

There is a high res link below the video in youtube. Click it before you watch.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FNPl0kXwI48

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Slow Clap

Posted at 7:30 pm on May 8, 2008 by Ian Cerveny

Alright… here we go… the Avs are out, the sting of defeat is considerably less than a week ago, now is the time to start the slow clap for a season well played.

<clap>…..<clap>….<Clap>…<Clap>..<CLAP>.<CLAP><CLAP><CLAP>

Doesn’t everybody feel better? Yeah.

Losing the way we did was rough, but seeing Cody McCormick out every third shift made it a bit easier. I mean, we were running lines full of AHL talent by the end, and it was eerily reminiscent of the entire season. Injury after injury all year long, and finally at the end we got solid and beat a tough Minnesota team in a rough-and-tumble series that we would have lost had this team made the playoffs a year ago. Props all around.

There’s plenty to worry about from coaching to goaltending to buffing up the blue line and bringing back offensive talent. We have the whole off-season to brood on all the big Q’s. But the answers to some of those questions may be a call-up away considering the solid to downright stellar play of the new Avalanche Youth Movement. Right now there is a lot to be thankful for, and a lot to look forward to.

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Review What?

Posted at 4:25 pm on May 6, 2008 by Jason Ackerman

It’s been a quiet week on this here blog.

Of course, it’s been a solemn week here in Colorado sports land. I don’t even want to do a full week in review. I’ll keep this short and sweet (or bitter, as the case may be).

Nuggets found out how good they really are.

The Avs finally had time catch up with them.

The Rockies… well, the Rockies. What do you say? Can we have a re-do?

The Broncos made an interesting draft… but it’s hardly worth commenting on until training camp.

That’s all I have to say today. Later this week, I’ll post a write-up of my first ever Arena Football game.

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THREE

Posted at 11:34 am on April 30, 2008 by Ian Cerveny

Two teams in the history of the NHL have come back from down 3-0 in a best-of-seven to win the series.

1942 Toronto Maple Leafs come back to beat the Detroit Red Wings after falling behind 3-0 in the series.

Thirty three years later…

1975 New York Islanders come back from a 3-0 deficit to beat the Pittsburgh Penguins, finishing the job on April 26th.

Thirty Three years and three days later…

2008 Colorado Avalanche are down 3-0 with a chance to become the third team in NHL history to mount the seemingly unsurmountable comeback.

Start thinking in threes.

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Dual-Semi-Live-Blog

Posted at 8:56 pm on April 29, 2008 by Jason Ackerman

The danger with live blogging a game is that things you say appear ridiculous later. But how that’s different from my normal blogging, I’m not sure. (rimshot goes here)

Avalanche game. First 10 minutes was amazing. Like a different team hit the ice. The goal was great, the attack time was great, the hitting was great… then the Wings showed up, and the Avs started skating backwards again, and it looked like the penalty kill unit was just trying to clear the puck, only that was when it was even strength. Period one ends with a 2-1 Wings lead. The Avs need to bottle up what they had in the first half of the period and make the second period something to remember, or this season will be just a memory.

Rockies game: WTF?! I turn over from the hockey game, and find the lineup in a state of disarray not even Hurdle could dream up. So here’s what happened. Baker got hurt before the game. Early on, Tulo pulls up gimpy (oh crap), which means Atkins shifts over to second (ouch), Barmes takes shortstop (fine), and Iannetta comes in to play third (?!). This leaves Podsednik and Spillborghs on the bench. That’s it, folks. Things are getting dicey for the boys in purple. We’ll see how this goes. If they can’t pull 2 of 3 from the stinking Giants, things are looking sad in Rockies-land. Injuries or none, the Giants are not good, and losing 2 or 3 in a row to them is just plain sorry.

More updates to come, as the night goes on, assuming I haven’t had too much beer to write/type/spell coherently.

***edit: Well, I didn’t get back to the computer. Avs lost, Rockies won. I’d gladly flip those two if I could. I’m feeling like my game 6 tickets aren’t going to be incredibly useful. Even if they can pull out game 4 (tonight was a much better effort for sure), I just don’t see them taking game 5 away at the Joe. ***

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Hooray! NBA Offseason!

Posted at 4:52 pm on by Ian Cerveny

It is a ritual in the Sporting World According to Ian to celebrate the fateful day each year (during the first round of the playoffs) when the Denver Nuggets are eliminated from contention for the NBA title. It isn’t that I don’t like basketball, I love basketball, or that I don’t like the Nuggies, I’ve been a fan since they wore the silly 80’s skyline jersey. No, I celebrate the Nuggets’ removal from playoff contention because it means I don’t have to watch another lackadaisical effort by supposed superstars for the whole summer. No more pathetic (and OBVIOUSLY biased) officiating to make me upchuck my sub sandwich. No more showboating or bad coaching. Once the Nuggets are out, I get to ignore the disgusting celebration of all of these things for a few glorious months. No more wishing the NBA were more like college basketball… more like real basketball.

So to wrap up this, another failed season in Denver basketball history, I would like to announce a full-proof plan for making the Nuggets into title contenders for next year and years to come. Ready? GO!

Trade Carmello Anthony to the Houston Rockets for Shane Battier and a slew of first round draft picks over the next two years.

Trade Marcus Camby to anybody willing to take on his enormous salary and limited skill set. Trade him for lots of draft picks.

DO NOT trade the following players:

JR Smith, Allen Iverson, Nene Hilario, Linas Klieza, Eduardo Najera, Rocky (mascot),  and Kenyon Martin.

Anybody else can go. Even George Karl. He’s not a bad coach… but he’s not a good coach either. It’s a wash.

Use two tons of draft picks to take chances on high-potential, high-risk guards and forwards and one sure thing at center.

Start them all at various points next season.

Watch the magic happen.

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Looking for Answers

Posted at 10:51 am on April 27, 2008 by Jason Ackerman

The Rockies made some moves in the wake of last night’s drubbing - including designating Jayson Nix for assignment. The Nix Experiment is something we were all looking forward to- we were all hoping for a Tulo-like rookie season. However, at this point, we’re just hoping we can get a Tulo-like season out of Tulo right now. Nix, while a serviceable second baseman, has just been overmatched by the pitching in the bigs, and this may spell the end of his time with the Rockies, as he now as to clear waivers before he can be sent to the Sky Sox. But since there aren’t many teams looking for a .111 hitter, he could clear and get some more work at the Triple-A level.  The bright side, is that Barmes has taken advantage of the situation with some decent fielding and some of the better hitting the Rocks have seen this short troubled season with a .305 average and 18 hits, including 2 homeruns.

Secondly, Ubaldo “Wheels-off” Jimenez was put on notice– which I think is a bit of a generous move on Hurdle’s part. This guy has simply imploded at every start. It’s no wonder that the bullpen is fried beyond any ability to hold when they’re essentially being asked to pitch 6+ innings per game. What sort of bizarro world is this, when the bullpen is logging all the innings, Corpas gets lifted as the closer for Brian “Chest-High-Curveball” Fuentes, and Helton is moved into the 2-hole because Tulo can’t seem to get on base or push across a run?

Which prematurely brings me to the third move, that is sliding Helton up to the second spot, with Holliday at three and Atkins at four, and Tulo moving up to six. I’m hoping this loosens up Holliday a bit more, maybe gives him a few pitches to hit… but I fear that Holliday’s best days were back when he had Helton protecting him in the clean-up spot. Either way, I don’t see this is a world-shaking move, just the kind of thing that needs to be done to shake the roster up a bit and show the guys that this team will not take this sitting down.

Finally, I’m looking at the move that hasn’t been made officially, but is causing some stir in the clubhouse. Willy Taveras has not been the everyday starter at centerfield, and he’s been grumping about it to the media. He sure enjoyed the days when his spot was safe because the other guy on the team with wheels was an infielder. Willy doesn’t like being pushed, and I’m here to tell Willy that he needs to suck it up and bring the performance, because Podsy is the real deal. Podsednik has a 100-point lead over will in OBP, Slugging percentage, and a 50 point advantage in batting average. Podsednik can use his speed in the outfield, and he can steal a base as good as Willy - so it seems to me that Willy’s best bet is to shut his mouth and let his numbers do the talking. And what they’re saying right now, is Podsednik is taking his job. I know Hurdle says he doesn’t want a committee for an outfielder, but I say do it and if Willy doesn’t like it, ship him out and give the job to Podsednik. Maybe we could get into a deal for another starting pitcher for Taveras, or something. So in conclusion, let it be known that I’ve been a fan of Scott Podsednik since his days with the Mariners, and I’m a fan now and wouldn’t be bothered to see him in the lineup everyday. He’s certainly making a case for earning that job on the field.

This year has started tough for the Rockies, and I know it’s only April and there’s a ton of baseball to play. The Rockies, however, simply cannot count on a ridiculous 20-game surge in September to carry them to the playoffs– that kind of thing only happens once in a great while. If they hope to make a run at the division, they’re going to have to start winning series with division rivals, at least splitting with the good teams, and beating the snot out of the not-so-good teams. Right now, everyone in the league has lost their fear of this lineup and are licking their chops to take a whack at the defending NL champs. Let’s hope the shakeup can restore some confidence.

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Close as They Come

Posted at 2:25 pm on April 24, 2008 by Ian Cerveny

I have lost sleep. No, seriously, I have lost sleep over this series. I just don’t know how to call it. The teams match up so evenly on paper, and in the real world an undermanned Avs squad lost four games to the Red Wings during the regular season. But this is certainly not that Colorado team, and while the Red Wings have looked soft at times the Avalanche has steadily seemed more sure of themselves, more capable offensively defensively and in net, over the course of the last couple months of hockey. And so my instincts tell me to take the coward’s exit in predicting these first four games by calling home victories all around. I am not one to fight instinct. And in a matchup as close as this one, the last change that is afforded to the home team becomes a huge factor. Here goes…

Game One 4/24 @ Detroit Red Wings

If we are going to win a game in Detroit, this one is the most likely to be it. I believe that the Avalanche will come out of the gates more fired up, but the Wings can score at any time. If Colorado can get up early they have a chance, but if Detroit scores first it will become almost impossible for the Avs to come back/keep pace. Prove me wrong boys. (Do it in overtime, that’ll really piss the Wing Faithful off.) Avs lose 3-4.

Game Two 4/26 @ Detroit Red Wings

You’ll notice that all of my predictions will be for high-scoring games. This has less to do with defense or goaltending and more to do with the vast expanses of open ice that I believe this matchup will produce. Barring the Wings playing fully dominant puck-control hockey, these games should be back and forth across the neutral zone all game long. Game Two in Detroit in the Western Semi-Finals… well, I’d be a fool to pick the road team. And I am only occasionally a fool. Avs lose 2-3.

Game Three 4/29 vs Detroit Red Wings

At some point in this series the Avalanche offense will explode for five goals against EITHER Chris Osgood or Dominek Hasek. I don’t see Mike Babcock being dumb enough to put a goaltender as mistake-prone as Hasek in net against the Avs, so we’ll say that on April 29th, 2008 Chris Osgood gets scored on five times by the Colorado Avalanche. Don’t forget to pick up a fresh bottle of whiskey. (That’s a personal note, feel free to disregard.) Avs win 5-3.

Game Four 5/1 vs Detroit Red Wings

Rubber game? Not quite. I expect this series to go seven games, and that means the only true rubber game is Numero Siete in Detroit on May 7th. Don’t hold your breath, that’s a good way to kill brain cells. A better way is to toss back a few cold brews and enjoy the two weeks of playoff hockey between now and then. Avs win Game Four 4-3.

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