Ian Cerveny

My name is Ian Cerveny. I like quiet walks up the sides of mountains and moonlit dining in dark alleys. My turn ons are big men knocking over bigger men and then laughing derisively at them, the sheen on a nice new sheet of ice, and the smell of what I know to be really tasty whiskey (bourbon or scotch preferably, but it's all good.) My turn offs are people with nervous laughs that can't look me in the eye, this damned summer heat, and the creeping increase in the powers of federal governance.

Website: http://spacesbetween.spaces.live.com

Posts by Ian Cerveny (371 posts) :

The Colorado Avalanche just keep winning - 21 Mar 2012 in Avalanche

The Colorado Avalanche you may have known are dead and gone. The Avs team that struggled through much of this season – that was too young and showed it the last two years – has found its stride at just the right time.
Elway still a gunslinger as VP: shuns protégé Tebow to win now - 20 Mar 2012 in Broncos

Tim Tebow will head wherever the wind takes him to continue his rise through the NFL. Like John Elway before him, Tebow has a lot of fine-tuning to do. Unlike Elway, Tim Tebow will not be a Denver Bronco when he finally hits his stride.
Manning chooses Broncos, Tebow odd man out? - 19 Mar 2012 in Broncos

The particulars should include something in the neighborhood of $95 million over the next 5 years, and Manning will likely finish his career in Denver. Meanwhile, Tim Tebow will move unceremoniously from a hard-earned role as the Broncos’ incumbent starter to the trading block.
GM Ujiri turning Nuggets into model franchise - 19 Mar 2012 in Nuggets

Masai Ujiri has pulled off another magic trick in Denver. The young Nuggets GM transmuted aging big man Nene into athletic 7-footer JaVale McGee and versatile forward Wilson Chandler. Just one year after disappearing Carmelo Anthony and Chauncey Billups to New York in return for five shiny jewels, Ujiri and the Nuggets were back to their old tricks.
Avalanche jump into playoff field with 10 games to go - 15 Mar 2012 in Avalanche

The Colorado Avalanche have been searching for consistency all year, and with ten games to go they’re finally hitting their stride. Seven wins in their last ten games have catapulted the Avs into the Western Conference playoff field.
Landeskog pads ROY resume with OT winner - 13 Mar 2012 in Avalanche

Gabriel Landeskog missed the morning shootaround for the Colorado Avalanche with flu-like symptoms, but when it came down to crunch time the 19 year old rookie summoned up one mighty shot. The nationally-televised matchup between the Avs and Ducks improved Gabriel’s chances of skating away with the 2011-2012 Calder Memorial Trophy given each season to the NHL’s Rookie of the Year.
Manning to Denver is so real it hurts - 09 Mar 2012 in Broncos

Just a couple weeks after John Elway announced that Tim Tebow would be the de facto starter going into 2012 training camp, a free agent sure to unseat him is flying to Denver on the Broncos’ private jet with Elway, head coach John Fox and GM Brian Xanders.
Why Saints, Gregg Williams deserve harshest punishment - 06 Mar 2012 in National&NFL

Gregg Williams should get the boot from the NFL permanently, and he should get the strong arm of the law right to his larynx. Just as Williams instructed his players to put their forearms into Brett Favre’s neck during the 2009 NFC Championship Game, so too should be his football fate.
Harrington carries hurting Nuggets past Rubio, T-Wolves - 20 Feb 2012 in Nuggets

On Monday in Denver a cadre of Nuggets role-players and backups fended off the Timberwolves’ potent young combo of Kevin Love and Ricky Rubio.
Nuggets kick 5-game skid in Indy - 12 Feb 2012 in Nuggets

Denver’s 113-109 win in Indianapolis came despite major injuries to core players slowing down the Nuggets’ high-octane attack. It was the first time Denver had scored more than 110 points since their winless streak began on February 3rd.