Ian Cerveny

My name is Ian Cerveny. I like quiet walks up the sides of mountains and moonlit dining in dark alleys. My turn ons are big men knocking over bigger men and then laughing derisively at them, the sheen on a nice new sheet of ice, and the smell of what I know to be really tasty whiskey (bourbon or scotch preferably, but it's all good.) My turn offs are people with nervous laughs that can't look me in the eye, this damned summer heat, and the creeping increase in the powers of federal governance.

Website: http://spacesbetween.spaces.live.com

Posts by Ian Cerveny (331 posts) :

  • Avs send Foote off in style with season-ending win - 11 Apr 2011 in Avalanche

    Said Foote to the Avalanche faithful and his teammates after his final game at Pepsi Center, “Thank you for your support, and I love you all.”

  • Rockies sprint to 6-2 start in 2011 - 11 Apr 2011 in Rockies

    The Colorado Rockies have the look of a division winner with just 154 games to go in the 2011 MLB Season.

  • Nuggets misstep versus Thunder could be blessing - 05 Apr 2011 in Nuggets

    Barring an uncharacteristic slip by a suddenly stout Thunder squad and the Nuggets winning out, Denver seems destined for the 5th seed in the NBA Playoffs.

  • Nuggets power to playoff spot, 3rd Best in NBA - 04 Apr 2011 in Nuggets

    The Denver Nuggets powered past the Lakers on Sunday afternoon in Los Angeles, just their latest feat of strength since trading Carmelo Anthony. Turns out it’s a good time to be a die-hard Nuggets fan.

  • Nuggets bash Kings in battle test - 31 Mar 2011 in Nuggets

    It was as much a statement win as any other recent Denver victory. Sacramento was on a four-game winning streak behind the revelatory play of Marcus Thornton, and these Kings gave the Nuggets all they had.

  • 2011 Avalanche Week 24 Preview - 21 Mar 2011 in Avalanche

    That’s right, the Avalanche have a chance to make hockey history by beating just two teams in their final 40 games. Barring an unforeseen setback like accidentally winning another game, Colorado is on pace to make the end of their crummy season honestly interesting in the worst way imaginable.

  • Denver defense downs Hawks in Atlanta - 16 Mar 2011 in Nuggets

    Aside from excellent two-way play by the Nuggets, the team turned around a trend of beating teams with bench depth. Denver’s starters all finished +10 or better, and Atlanta’s starters finished -10 or worse.

  • Avalanche Report: Fire everybody, make Sacco watch - 16 Mar 2011 in Avalanche

    As bad as the Avalanche are right now in this moment in club history, only wiping the slate clean makes any kind of sense. Time to clean house Colorado.

  • Nuggets blast Hornets, go 8-2 since Melo trade - 14 Mar 2011 in Nuggets

    Three Nuggets scored 20+ points, led by Lawson (23) and followed closely by Felton (22) and Chandler (21). This new Democratic scoring approach has replaced the former ‘All Melo All the Time’ Denver offense.

  • Sex assault trial for Broncos’s Cox begins Wednesday - 14 Mar 2011 in Broncos

    Broncos cornerback Perrish Cox will go to trial on felony sexual assault charges this Wednesday in Douglas County south of Denver. If found guilty, Cox could face as little as two years in prison or as much as a life sentence.