Some additions:

Some Courage for Kyle Orton (I can’t watch him stand in the pocket staring at the same receiver for a full five-count wondering if he should throw the ball… I just can’t… not even one more time)

A Brain for each Avs Defender (Especially Ryan Wilson and John Michael Liles. They’re both so big and fast and talented. Great shooters for a couple of young D-men. But it’s like the second coming of Karlis Skrastins; clearing the puck to the front of their own net, pinching down before zone control is established, missing defensive switches that even our rookie forwards are catching… this list goes on…)

And a Heart apiece for George Karl and Josh McDaniels (They’re just kids, George, tell them if they play strong defense they can run whatever shoolyard offense they want. And Josh, you’re just the kind of fiery coach this football town has always secretly craved. Basically John Gruden but less uggo. I love it. But you need to balance the crazy, curse-laden ranting with a little more of that hugging and high-fives we saw earlier in the season. You made Brandon Marshall cry tears of joy. If you do it again, we make the playoffs. Nuff said.)