Pitching Picks

Posted at June 6, 2008 by Ian Cerveny

The Rocks used three of their first four draft picks on pitchers, perpetuating the myth that someday the Rockies will have consistent starting pitching.

Is there a medical procedure that can extract some of Aaron Cook’s grit and determination and then forcefully beat it into Jeff Francis’ skull? If so, I say we scrap this season and put Francis on the DL until said grit and determination can be implanted properly. What? You try coming up with a more creative way to call Jeff Francis a pansy.

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